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Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there.Anonymous
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
you with experience.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
David Dinkins
David Dinkins
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That
way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their
shoes.
Jack Handey
Jack Handey
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Socrates
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
Ethel Barrymore
Ethel Barrymore
If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
Ludwig Wittgenstein
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Edward de Bono
Edward de Bono
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men
with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor
in heaven.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her
that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
Anonymous
Anonymous
I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells.
Dr. Seuss
Dr. Seuss
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.
Alan Alda
Alan Alda
